Inspired by the art work "the comedian" by Maurizio Cattelan, I've created a masterpiece called "The Genius". 11 bananas, duct taped to the wall. It is a declairation of artistic excellence and recognition of the value of these post modern art materials. Currently valued at 1.65 million dollars. Serious buyers inquire with [email protected]. I never knew that duct taping bananas to the wall would lead to life changing wealth and massive success. But, I believe in this act of abstract expresion enacting and catalyzing these miricles. The banana was suposed to be a banana! I happened to have 11 bananas left over from a round of baking banana bread. I knew I had to capitalize fast. I bought duct tape and generated an outstanding artistic fourtune overnight!
You have not lived untill you duct tape a bunch of bananas to a wall, questioning insanity and brilliance with each guilty rip of the duct tape. Perhaps you do not want to duct tape bananas to a wall, but, the voices will tell you, you must! It is the new path to sucess. You will laugh about how insane you feel, but remain confident that it is the funniest artwork and most brilliant, rational financial decision one can make at this moment. Your mind is a national tresure. An absolute Artistic Genius! Bananas, duct taped to a wall, are more valuable than bitcoin right now. I am a serious. Contemplate this deeply, then buy this masterpiece work of the highest art. $1,650,000 million dollars allows me to buy the house I'm renting, and cut the wall out for you. I will ship personaly, in a wooden crate, as such large artworks commonly ship. Buying "The Genius" makes you an infinitly valuable part of American/global art history! Thank you!