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  • HERMAN NUMBER ONE WAS DRUNK IN THE UPSTAIRS BATHTUB, struggling to recall exactly how many little pills he'd choked down so far. Not enough to get the job done, obviously. "There's a warning they need to mention in those pharmaceutical ads on TV," he slurred, gagging back a throat full of something vomit-y: "'Could be difficult to count when trying to end it all. Ask your doctor if you're healthy enough for suicide.'" His missus, perched like a deposed queen atop the toilet, zoomed her video cam…
  • MILK SOURS AND MAKES YOU SICK. Honey crystallizes and shatters your sweet tooth when you least expect it. Our idealistic dreams were eventually (and quite effectively) dashed, too, but before that happened we got by for nearly a week on nothing more than music, marijuana and some basic survival skills we'd seen demonstrated on cable TV. Even if we never speak to each other again, we'll always have our memories of those songs we penned in the woods. They were real musical breakthroughs for our ba…