Peter Simmons and Scott Jorgenson portray all 24 citizens of Tuna, Texas, where the Lion’s Club is too liberal and Patsy Cline never dies. It's 24 hours before Christmas and all comic hell is about to break loose as the delightfully eccentric characters attempt to cope with seasonal traumas such as a disaster-prone production of “A Christmas Carol,” and a yard decorating contest that is being sabotaged by a mysterious Christmas phantom!

"A traditional rib tickler!" –Star Tribune "A tour de force for two actors relying upon the quickness of wit and wardrobe changes!" –Pioneer Press "I wouldn't want spend Christmas anywhere but Tuna, Texas." –Washington Times "Deliriously Funny!" –S.F. Examiner